So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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