There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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