This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
