If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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