Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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