Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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