Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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