Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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