I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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