Will you blow on my dice?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
