the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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