wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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