Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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