We're like a lot better than the average bears
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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