omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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