I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Two words: blizzard sex
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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