Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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