you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize