I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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