I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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