Small penises have feelings too.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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