That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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