I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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