i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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