Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
it hurts more in the daytime
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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