Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Randomize
