Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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