Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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