her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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