I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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