Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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