People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
did i walk over a car last night?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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