David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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