she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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