i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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