I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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