once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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