yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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