I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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