why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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