she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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