Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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