wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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