i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
