I don't think brook has ever known best
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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