It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Someone shattered a urinal.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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