Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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