seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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