I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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