A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize