You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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