We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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