I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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