I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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